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Monday, February 24, 2003
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 Mad Bitches, Disgruntled Hoes -- Chris || Post in the forum
Inspired by Lacerda himself, his first rap single entitled, "Mad Bitches, Disgruntled Hoes" was released on February 19th, of 2003 and became an instant hit on The Geekery Forums.
He had been contemplating the idea of becoming a "rap poet" for many months prior to recording "Mad Bitches, Disgruntled Hoes", and spent those many months playing D&D, working multiple jobs at the time, and going to school in some far, far away land to major none other than rap itself. Well, we're not too sure about the whole Rap Major thing, but the rest we're pretty certain to be true.
You can download your very own free copy of his hit single "Mad Bitches and Disgruntled Hoes" by clicking here
Mad Bitches Disgruntled Hoes
Written by: Lacerda
Download The Single
Lacerda comin' through in two zero zero two,
gonna let all you playas know exactly how we do
got ten fingers on the hand and equal that in toes
got mad bitches and an equivalent crop of hoes
People be telling me that they don't want to hear
Listen to them? Shit, I don't even know the year
Bitches be constantly self-aggrandizin'
Motherfuckers need to know it's time for some down-sizin'
of their rhymes, cause they got none
Nil, zero, zip, bupkis, the apex of a gun
Metaphors all fucked, and similes got whack
Two zero zero two also the number of bitches on dey back
For Lacerda, I gots the mad beard!
Takin' the shots, baby I be weird!
Weird? Odd? Somewhat strange, yo
I was serious about dose penis metaphors, ho.
My disregard for women is purely monumental!
The fact I spout misogyny is merely incidental.
If suckas take offence, I brush it off like joke,
Promote hate to kids while I take a toke
Of a major market share, so who needs shame?
Just another playa in the popular music game.
Updated: 3/9/03
TheJudge made a flash movie to go along with the origional music file.
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