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Wednesday, January 21, 2004
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 Geek's Guide to Women -- Chris || Post in the forum
In this edition of Geek Guides: Help For The Modern Geek, we'll hopefully try to unlock the secrets to women and dating them.
Note: Do not use this as a real guide to your relationship(s), it is only meant for humor, although we will find it funny if you use this guide in real life situations, chances are your significant other will not be laughing, and nor will you.
Women (AKA 'Females' to the technical Geek) have never really been figured out by men. Women claim that they have men figured out, but this is highly unlikely because according to recent studies, they still make a significant amount less in the work place than their male counterparts do.
One useful piece of information before you get into this guide is this: Women will take four lefts before they actually start their process. They get the same outcome as men will, it just takes them longer to get there, and they may or may not encounter problems on their path.
If you're a Geek that is just starting on the whole "dating" scene, remember, apologize no matter what. Even if it is not your fault, do not hesitate to apologize. Even if you're not just starting, this is a piece of advice that will save you a lot of trouble in the future.
Once you have that remembered, then it is time for you to choose a place to go out on a date to. You don't want to go to a place where you will not be able to talk to your date. Trying a skating rink, bowling, a game of pool, or something along those lines. Save the movies for later. Oh yea, don't forget about dinner. Don't go to Burger King or any other fast food place, you cheap bastard. Remember, don't be "full of yourself" as they say. If you go out to have a basketball game for some odd reason with your date or your significant other, don't go "all out" and try to beat the living hell out of her. Simply put, they will not think it is fun anymore.
Remember to get your date's number if you don't have it already. This will prove useful later on and show her that you care and want to hang out more once you call her. Don't throw the number away, call it instead. For some odd reason, and don't ask why, they like it when you call them. No matter what they are doing, they don't care. Even if you don't have anything to talk about, call. They'll do it to you if you don't do it to them first.
Mark things on your calendar as well if you cannot remember them. Such as her birthday, your anniversary and other important dates. This will eliminate you having to ask her every week when her birthday is. Also, remember things that she points out to you in stores or in conversations. Picking those things up just to surprise her will then really surprise her, or when her birthday comes around you'll be able to pick out a gift easily if she doesn't know what she wants.
You also may have heard people say, "Just be yourself" when you go out on a date. This is true. Do not act like you are someone else, eventually your act will wear off.
Other Dating Ideas:
Bowling
Ice skating
Roller skating
Pool
Miniature golf
Water park
Concert
Museums
Zoo
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