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 Back to school for me.....please make the pain stop -- Rey || Post in the forum
Greetings fellow geeks, School started in my area recently ending a short yet glorious summer of gaming and sleeping. Forcing me to wake up 5 hours earlier than I normally would have. Brave the dangerous 8am traffic and navigate myself through the hellish labrynth those bastard
architechs call a learning facility. Through it all though I kept my wits abouts me, my mouth minty fresh and my shoes tied.
Here is my Journal entry -Detailing the day....
6:30am My alarm clock goes off exactly at the time I set it at annoying the hell out of me- soon I go dizzy after a failed attempt to fight the feeling of tiredness) "Jesus christ, who the hell wakes up this early! Why the hell is that Tejano music playing (my alarm clock
was set on the one station I find it impossible to sleep through) I can't move...what is this strange feeling coming over me....can't sta...."
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7:15amAfter waking up a second time I go to cleanse myself in the bathing and wash room and I am promptly bum rushed by every door in my house and then renegade hot water
"Huh...oh crap who the hell put a door there....who the hell put a door there too..What the hell is with all these doors! ahh I finally made it to the shower now to just turn on the water and AAAAAAAAGGHHH GOD HOT! AAHHHGGG HOT, HOT, HOT..
after turning the water down to a reasonable temperature I was finally able to start the cleaning process
7:40am After finishing my shower I went to the food storage and preparing area where I find that all the morning rations had been depleted
I coulda sworn this pantry was full yesturday!...damn kids always eating all the damn food!
I left the area undernurished and still burned from the the previous area
8:10am After exiting the house I find myself on the road to school and stuck behind a soccer mom in an SUV-This incident has left me scared for life and traumatized thus I will not mention it here in my journal any further
8:20am After arriving at the school and exiting the parking lot I entered the school there I witnessed the first of the freshmen arriving and what I saw horrified me.
"Holy Tollido, They are like little munchkins...That one can't even be more than 3 feet tall! Holy crap that kid has to be six!...Holy French fries......A 4 year old wearing a thong...thats a travisity"
I passed through the hallway confused and mortified at the thought that I accidently drove myself to the Elementary school.
8:30am After braving the hordes of munchkins and kinder-tots I ended up on the other side of the hallway -To my relief I am at the right school..those kids are just really tiny.
9:00am (Homeroom-The Bloodshed starts)
Freshman(Fish)-"You guys suck, you aint shit, I could kick all your asses"
<*note -Freshmen are known for talking ungodly amounts of shit about anyone and anything>
Me:"Who the fuck are you! You're like 2 feet tall go back to the the keebler elf factory"
Fish:I'll beat your ass right now
Being an upper-classman I consider myself a teacher of sorts...thus before the Fish could say another word I jammed a pen in his eye and threw him in a trashcan. Todays lesson -Don't talk shit
After taking my schedule and exiting the class the next few classes are uneventful)
1:05pm(The 3rd lunch shift has started and I can't help but stare at the beautiful women walking about - No offense to any of the women readers out there but -"There was more ass walking around than at a place where you find a hole lot of donkeys" unfortunately the site seeing didn't last long as the shit talking freshmen once again...talked shit
Fish1:Ya I could beat the hell out of any senior
Fish2:These guys are chumps I could beat all their asses
Fish3:Yeah, I wanna see em try and mess with us. We r so bad ass
*Thus I opened up my handy dandy textbook of whoop ass to chapter one section 3 and proceeded to "Learn em sumetin new" After alot of screaming, blood shed and apologetic wimpering the freshmen had learned their lesson -Don't talk shit
Lunch ended and I walked through the
hallway with a smug look on my face. Then I fell and hit my face on the pavement, it was at this point that I too learned a lesson..-Don't Gloat
4:05-4:45pm School traffic blows..recounting my horrendous battle with after school traffic would make me curl up into the fetal position and start crying...needless to say it wasn't pretty.
5:00 After eating a quick dinner I felt too tired to continue on in a state of conciousness thus I went to sleep. Needless to say school sucked and still does suck.
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