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Wednesday, November 19, 2003
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 They Smell. Badly! -- Lacerda || Post in the forum
Lacerda, News Correspondent
What the crap is this? Wasn't the Geekery a comedy website? I don't update the main page for a couple of weeks (or months, or whatever...I've got a lot of drugs to go through.) and these two brainless poo-stabbers are rambling on about Holidays.
Neither of them can even write an article by themselves! They had to split the workload! You don't see me delegating any writing responsibility--I'm not like: "Hey pile of dirty socks, can you finish this paragraph for me? While he's working on that, old sandwich, could you spellcheck this please?" No, Lacerda knows how to write. He knows where to split his paragraphs, he knows how to punctuate properly, and most importantly, he KNOWS how to 'bring the funny'. (He also knows when to stop talking in third person. That time is now.)
You don't see me shitting on the screen with all this 'observational humor'. Ha ha, good one guys. The holidays are stressful. Ho ho, look how much advertisers want your money (mundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo). Duh-haw, Americans are fat.
YOU DON'T SAY! I HADN'T REALIZED I HAD BEEN IGNORING THE BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS FOR SO LONG. Hey, why don't you guys collaborate on another article about airports? Or maybe I'd like to read about the differences between men and women! Comics don't touch that! They'll never 'go there!'.
The only thing more pathetic than resorting to tired old tripe like this is what you call your 'specialty humor'. You know, like when a fat guy makes jokes about being fat or some black guy makes jokes about being fat. I guess I'm glad Chris hasn't been making transvestite jokes and TheJudge has left his all-too-familiar prison bitch yarns by the wayside. Let's all be thankful for small favors. You know, small like their penises.
 | A recent photo of Chris and theJudge. See, because one is a midget and the other is retarded. |
"Lacerda", you say, recoiling from the screen with horror, "why are you badmouthing your fellow moderators? I thought you liked them! And why aren't you afraid Chris will fire you? He owns the website!"
My answer to these questions: yes.
Where's all this sudden hostility coming from? I'll tell you! NOWHERE! It's absolutely senseless! In fact, I rather enjoyed their tag-team article...but that doesn't mean they're safe from unwarranted criticism. Yes, it could strike anywhere, anytime!
NICE PANTS ASSHOLE.
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