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 Corruption Is No 'Accident' -- Chris || Post in the forum
 | | Not much unlike the sight I'm sometimes greeted with in the mornings |
When you walk out your front do, what is the first thing you notice? For me, it's usually my neighbor's house, but sometimes I'm greeted by a jolly old fat man walking around in his pajamas to get the paper in the morning at 11:59, or a dog happily wagging its tail and ready to pee on you because it's "happy to see you" at 7 in the morning(Personally, I think it's trained to pee on people the owners don't like). Those all happen to be signs of something called "corruption", or the act of something becoming corrupted, which of course doesn't help you if you don't know what words "corruption" or "corrupted" means. Well, maybe all are signs of corruption with the exception of my neighbor's house. It would, however, be called "corruption" if he decided to paint his house pink and paste gay porno to his windows and call them "window tint".
Corruption is becoming common place throughout the United States, and pretty much all over the world. For instance, when was the last time you went to the pet store and didn't see some Hill Billy buying food for his pet snake? Probably never. You will, however, see a Hill Billy picking up some Doritos from the [human] food store for his pet snake because the snake "told him" that it prefers Doritos over whatever the hell they are supposed to eat.
If you look around in the news from the past, oh, 12 months, you'll notice an increasing amount of "corruption" that the media reports on. Maybe they just started paying more attention to more "corrupt" topics as of late, but it doesn't explain the amount of stupidity people have demonstrated to me within the past 12 months.Examples of Corruption
 | | This could be the person that brings puts a cap in 'yo' ass. |
Gangs
Over the past few years, gang activity has been on the steady rise to the point where if you walk out the door and are wearing any sort of clothing what-so-ever, you're liable to get shot, or even worse, tarred and feathered because some other gang thought your were part of a rival gang. However, word has gotten out that some new gangs are trying out "rocking their birthday suits" as gang attire. So if you go outside with nothing on in hopes that you’re avoiding some sort of gang confrontation, you're out of luck, some other ultra smart gang is way ahead of you.
 | | Note to self: Be more careful when upload images from my computer. Whoops! |
Kiddie Porn
Sure, we've all heard about it. Kiddie porn. You know, people under the age of 18 with exposed body parts that aren't normally available for viewing, but, for some strange reason, are exposed in pictures or videos. Within the past few weeks or so we've had a nice influx of famous people doing "research" about child abuse, signing up for a kiddie porn site with their credit card, and then denying that they knew what they were doing. Yeah, I know. We've all done it. It's just because he's famous that he gets the blame for it. When was the last time you ordered something with your credit card, and not know what you were paying for? I know the last time I ordered this nice Raidmax case for my new motherboard on Newegg.com and I wound up getting a giant can of Raid sent to me!
World Domination
In a never ending quest for Semi-World Domination of their very own "Jewish State" or "Muslim Paradise" in the Mid-East, yet another pair of innocent people have lost their lives because the little kids couldn't resolve their own problems. As we all know, the Muslims had it coming to them! They reserved some land for the Jewish people and it wasn't enough so they decided to start a raid. Go figure. This is not much unlike your neighbors trying to climb your fence to get a ball that accidentally flew over because they threw it backwards instead of forwards. Next time they do that you should throw rocks at them instead of talking to them about it. Never stop throwing rocks at them either. Even we they retreat back into their homes keep on throwing rocks through their windows in order to ensure a nice retort from them the next time it happens. There you have it. Those are just some of the stories from the past day that show signs of corruption in the United States and throughout the world. Well, I'm not too sure about that whole Mid-East crisis thing. I think it started way back in the times before the dinosaurs or something like that. So it wasn't exactly within the past 24 hours, let alone the past 241,561 years.
If we do not stop this trend of corruption, we could have severe cases of people "accidentally" ordering kiddie porn online, or even worse, people printing out gay porn to use as tinting on their windows instead of shades. Please, think about the future children before you act. Don't even breathe without thinking. Next thing you'll be "accidentally" sniffing glue.
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