Oh sure - they're cute and cuddly and adorable and furry and small. They occasionally wallow in their own filth. But we're not talking about old people - no - we're talking about DUCKS AND BUNNIES.

So soft, so deadly.

Not many people realize this, but ducks and bunnies are some of the most dangerous creatures in nature, and it is for this very reason that caution around these purveyors of "awww" is an absolute must. They're diabolically evil, and the second you let your guard down is the second they strike, fluffy death from all angles!

What, you might ask, did these ducks and bunnies, as huggable as they seem, ever do?

Well, for starters, my space bar is totally messed up, and every time I press it, two spaces are placed instead of one and I c an't fucking type like this. It's driving me nuts. That's just great. I'm going to have to buy a new keyboard. Guess I'll just get some more money out of my ass. I'm really getting tired of going to the ass bank.

"Quack, quack, DEATH!"

Oh yeah, and I blame ducks and bunnies for my screwed up keyboard.

What else have they done to garner my scorn? Well, uh, they stopped me from updating until today. Yeah, that's it - it was ducks and bunnies. EVIL!

Is it any coincidence that both ducks and bunnies are a central part of the Cadbury Creme

Egg campaign? Yes, as far as I c an tell, it is.

HOWEVER!

My spacebar is still fucked.

You win, ducks and bunnies. You win.

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