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Stupid Questions: Volume 3
Yet again our forum members share questions that they must suffer though while at work, home, or while out and about.
 
Beating a Dead Horse That Also Happens to be Stupid E-mail
Jan 15, 2006 at 08:47 PM
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Lacerda, News Correspondent

Whatever sort of moral turpitude that dominates the internet and its users is slowly coalescing into one palpable entity of pure malice. I've noticed this subtle transistion day by day, as the intelligent folks on this network become that rara avis, the hidden gems of online conversations and forums.

I found this guy with a GIS for stupid. Sorry, guy.

Those of us on the sidelines are left to wonder, what the fuck happened? Where did all the smart people go? Or are they all still around, simply eclipsed by the sloshing rotund body of the stupid collective - its fatty jiggling rolls of ignorance sliding up and down our online faces, leaving a trail of putrescent slime? When the internet originated, it was home to a select few - perhaps not the most sociable or pleasant smelling of individuals, but at least they were capable of stringing a workable sentence together. But what are we left with now? A plethora of dumb, an endless sea of mediocrity, hubris, banality and plain idiocy.

Several generations of people who are poster-children for either euthanasia or abortion, dependant on their age.

Well, without wasting any more time complaining about the state of the online community using big words, I present the hastily and poorly constructed:

Are You an Online Idiot?


  1. What's your primary use of the internet?

    Reading, communication, entertainment.

    Porn.

    Playing online games. I can't feel my legs!

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  2. You probably spend the most time online...

    ...posting on message boards.

    ...masturbating.

    ...jumping around in circles and slashing at the air with a knife.

    ...running 1337 pr0gr4mz 70 pwn j00


  3. If I was an animal (me, not you), I would be...

    A snake.

    What does this have to do with me being an idiot?

    You're not really even trying any more, are you?

    Are you going to include a witty response to this last question?


Holy hell...it's 4:58 am. I'm going to sleep. Here I go doing another article about how stupid everyone is, and I stay up until 5 in the morning. That's just...well...





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