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Stupid Questions: Volume 3
Yet again our forum members share questions that they must suffer though while at work, home, or while out and about.
Why I am The Way I am
Written by Chris
Jan 15, 2006 at 08:44 PM
Maybe it's because of a lack of sleep, maybe a lack of patience, or maybe even a lack of the ability to simply care, why do I act the way that I act? Why am I the way that I am?
Look kiddies a picture of the most beautiful woman in the world that has never posed naked! OMG LOL!
After countless emails of people saying that "I'm an asshole to stupid people" or that I'm "rude to people", it makes me wonder, what am I doing that gets people so mad? Maybe it's the fact that I have no patience with people who do not take the time to learn, to sit down and read something, or go searching through all of the nice search engines that work just fine for their needs. Maybe I just don't care about other people's problems. Generally, this is true. I usually don't care about your problems unless you pay me for my time. After all, why should I help you. (Note: you are not singled out here).
It has been brought to my attention that I engage in false advertising here. Oh no! It's not my fault that search engines spider this page so you can find a few key words on one of the pages here. It's also not my fault that (some of) you tried searching for "Britney Spears naked" or "AIM IP stealer" or even "stealin ppls p/ws". No no and no. Still not my problem. But all of you try and make it my problem when you didn't find what you were looking for. I wonder if you do that to every site you go to and don't find what you expected. You will all get mad when you go to www.cockmonkey.tk because you will not find what you're looking for. Sorry. Email them and tell them how dumb they are, and why they should die because of their rudness.
Sub 7
I decided to write a pseudo Sub 7 Question and Answer page a while back. Boy, was that a mistake. Now everyday I get people asking me how to find people's IP addresses, and how to send their target the server. I've even had some people write to me "ok, i opened the server, what do i do now??". It must be false advertising because I intended it to scare people away so they would not email me about it. Instead now I get some of what I'd like to call "comedy gold" in my inbox. The entire page doesn't have one real answer.
Name: Mark
Email:Subject: Sub7 Message: Alright how am i suppose to send the server to someone. I sent it through aim. Then i used netstat and it gave me ips. I tried all of them and none worked. What do i do now.
Thanx
Mark
Oh yeah i am a lizard queen.
One of the typical emails that I get daily from l33t h4x0rs.
Britney Spears Naked
I mentioned that line once on the main page and about 50 people came to the site from searching through that in a day's time. A lot of people also got here when searching by the terms "brittney spears nakked". Yea, I wonder what they were typing with. Not to mention this page. Now every other day I usually get death threats of why I should die because of what I did, and how mad they are since they were horny.
Name: Pissed Off
Email: Subject: Why I hope you die... painfully and slowly Message: I wanted a good wank, but NO!!! You don\'t have any naked Britney Spears! What kind of lousy web site is this? I thought it was impossible to go to an address without seeing disgusting pornograhphy, but once again life has disappointed me. Die.
Unaltered fan mail from real people!
All of this causes this unwanted effect on the body.
General "Arguments"
Yea, that is generally what this site should be all about. Something that gets some respectable arguments in. There's nothing wrong in other people's opinions, but when you keep emailing me back and asking me the same question after I have answered it before, it gets a little old a little fast. It all started after I did something about cheerleading, and it was downhill after she found it. You can read through the entire exchange here. Unaltered, too.
Name: Christina Email: Subject: Re: cheerleading Message: Actually, My name is Christina, not Jess. But I have been cheering for 12 years. Never once have I ever cheered on the sidelines. You wanna know why? I am an allstar comeptitive cheerleader. How old are you, may I ask? Depending on that, you probably have never heard of allstars. All we do is compete. Do I think sideline cheerleading is a sport? Not at all. But competitive cheerleading is. I agree sideline cheerleaders are not essential to a basketball or football game. Their purpose is to get the crowd involved. They annoy some people, they don't others, but all in all cheerleaders for school games are tradition. I realize you wrote that 3 months ago. Its not that long ago, and I was sure, which you confirmed your opinion of cheerleaders had not changed. I am not asking you to like cheerleading, but I am asking you to consider cheerleading as whole, and not just thinking all cheerleaders and all cheerleading is sidelines at Bumfuckville's football game saying "rah rah gooooo team ::cue cartwheel ::wink at the quarterback:: how's my hair? omg i broke a nail!" Us competitive cheerleaders are very touchy people when it comes to defending what we do! I added some links just in case you wanted some more insight about allstars other than from me.
Cheer Athletics The Cheer Athletic Allstars out of Texas are one of the best allstars teams in the nation, and no, it isn't my team!
JAMfest Events - Cheerleading & Dance JAMfest is a series of cheerleading competitions around the nation.
She stopped emailing me about this issue. Either she forgot about me, lost my email address, or simply gave up. Something tells me that she'll remember now though.
As you can see, the reasons are all there. They are all correct. I'm an asshole. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Maybe if I just keep on saying "I'm sorry." they'll go away and almost start laughing to themselves since I gave into their demands and made myself lower than they are. What a concept! People everywhere should try it. You guys in the fast food industry, too!
Freaky Flash Friday!
It's Friday. There have been a few more flash videos added to the flash section. Some of them just happen to be freaky.
Freaky Flash Friday!
It's Friday. There have been a few more flash videos added to the