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 | | See, here's proof that there is other life out there. It just hasn't found us yet. |
There's no doubt in my mind that there is other life in the universe. Wouldn't it be a big waste of space for us to be the only planet with life on it? So what's going to happen when our Sun swells up to be a Red Giant and eats our planet in another 4 billion years? There will then be no other planet with life on it if we are the only ones. Then that means even more of a waste of space. However, lucky for us space travel will be as easy as driving in another 4 billion years from now, and you and I will be long dead, possibly even living in another life time by that time.
I know there is life on other planets because of that rock from Mars that was found a while back on Antarctica. Simple, single-celled organisms lived on it. But some do not consider that life, and those who don't consider it to be life are the same ones that say "ABORTIONS ARE WRONG!!!". Yes, I know. Strange isn't it? But none-the-less, it is some sort of life, just not intelligent.
But I don't think I've been abducted by aliens, and that gives me the upper hand on about 10 percent of Americans who think they've been abducted by other beings from out of this world. This gives me just enough leeway to say "haha, I'm better than you!" and then go on about what I was doing.
There are, however, many upon many misguided human beings that live amongst us that think they have been abducted by another life form. Whether it may actually be another being from another planet or just a horse, I don't know. But they claim that they have big eyes, wear grey suits, and they all happen to speak English. But don't speak English good. If you look at a few things that they all have in common, you too will begin to wonder if they really are right in the head. You know, they all have the first name being "Billy", they all live on a farm some where down South, and they were all drinking prior to them being abducted by this "other life form".
I've always wondered (I wonder about a lot of things all the time) why they think what they think when they think what they do. And me thinking about what they think for a while doesn't do my thinking powers any good because anyone who thinks what they think is not up to any good. Possible Reasons Why They Think What They Think When They Think It
Possible Reason #1:
There is an obvious pattern. They all live in some trailer park down in some town that no one has ever heard of before in their entire lives. Not only do they all live in a trailer park in Trailer Park USA, but they all were drinking in the hours before being abducted by these "beings". Maybe it was a combination of the two, living in a trailer park and drinking caused them to go bad somewhere along the lines and start thinking that them having sex with a horse was actually an alien trying to abduct him or her. Maybe after a long morning of drinking at the bar, and a long after noon of driving back up their driveway to their house they got lost somewhere, ran into a tree, got scared and punched themselves, giving them a big lump on the back of the neck.
 | | "This here picture is when I was abducted by aliens back in 1992. They gave me the picture after they were done with me" |
Possible Reason #2:
They all seem to have the same names. It's either something like "Billy Bob Thorton" or "Wendy Milb" and never anything else more complex. You trying being called "Billy Bob" or "Wendy" all your life and tell me how you're doing when you're 35-years-old, don't have a stable job, don't have a very good house, and just got done from a heavy night's worth of drinking and throwing all your money away on sparkles and cans of Vanilla Coke. Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't be doing too well if you're put through torture like that. Somewhere in their lifetime being called all those mean and nasty names, they went bad and decided, "When I grow up, I'm going to be abducted by aliens!". And when they hit that ripe age of 35, and almost to the point of no return, they make that wish come true by going to Bubba's Bar and drinking a few gallons of cheap beer.
Possible Reason #3
I bet you didn't see this one coming, a good portion of all of those that say they have been violated and abducted by aliens all have obviously physical and mental problems. Whether it is from retardation or one arm shorter than the other, it's still a problem. Take that problem, and put it together with the other two that I mentioned above, and you've got serious problems. People like that are the ones that get abducted by aliens, and then come back telling us all that they are Zolctar and he is here to capture the planet. Just do us all a favor if you run into one of these people in your lifetime... just walk away. It's obvious that those reason deteriorated as they went on. As you can also imagine, time also got worse and worse as I went on doing that, and my patients got less and less with the amount of stupid things that go through my mind every 3 seconds. Such as "sandwich" "food" or "shoe".
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