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In this fast-paced world, we need fast-paced technology that frequently breaks, and can quickly be repaired since fast-paced humans fix them. Fast-paced communication is also important, this is why there are such programs like AOL Instant Messenger, Yahoo! Messenger, ICQ, mIRC, and MSN. As if they were not fast-paced enough, some cleaver person had to think of using abbreviated words to make their conversations go even faster and harder for the other person to understand. Such as "omg lol fgt!", or "hey whaatat ^?"
Then one day when some old guy got bored out of his mind and "accidentally" went into a lesbian chat room and "accidentally" forgot that he was a male and acted like a female. Once he remembered who he really was, and the others found out, they got mad, notified AOL about his actions, which then made the news. This in turn gave this bright idea to many other forgetful males to go out and try. And thus today we always hear about little girls getting killed by 55-year-old males that accidentally strangle them while having sex in his car parked in the parking lot of the mall.
Enough talk of that stuff that will never happen to you. (Unless you are reading this while having cyber sex, in a jail cell somewhere that just happens to have a computer with internet access in it, or while having sex in some guys car in the mall parking lot) What about the more common stuff that we "normal" people see everyday? It would be a shame for me to not even touch those topics, although I really would not like to since I hate them with a passion. You know, the people that you don't know who IM you and start asking you how to hack, want to be your girlfriend / boyfriend, or just want to "chit-chat" with you and get to know you for no apparent reason.
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l33t h4x0r IMz
pSuDo H4X0R: wat up?
homoreffic: Who are you?
pSuDo H4X0R: u dont knoe who i am???
homoreffic: Obviously I don't, or else I would not be asking you who you are
pSuDo H4X0R: im ur worst nitemare
homoreffic: Oh really?
pSuDo H4X0R: i herd u knoe how 2 hack can u tell me how 2??
homoreffic: No, I can't
pSuDo H4X0R: im going to hack u if you dont you bithc
homoreffic: Uh... what? You just asked me to teach you how to hack
pSuDo H4X0R: yea so? wat ur point???????///
homoreffic: So if you're going to hack me, that means you already know how to hack, so if you know how to hack already, why are you wasting my time and asking me to teach you?
pSuDo H4X0R: i said ill hank u no hack u
homoreffic: What the hell is a "hank"?
pSuDo H4X0R: THIS!!1
pSuDo H4X0R: PING 127.0.0.1 -boot
pSuDo H4X0R: PING 127.0.0.1 -boot
pSuDo H4X0R: PING 127.0.0.1 -boot
pSuDo H4X0R: PING 127.0.0.1 -boot
pSuDo H4X0R: PING 127.0.0.1 -boot
homoreffic: What is that supposed to do?
pSuDo H4X0R: kick u offline dumbsass
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Weird Love Bird People
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: asl/
homoreffic: Who are you?
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: asl silly goose!
homoreffic: Who are you? Do I know you from somewhere?
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: no, of course not silly
homoreffic: So why are you IMing me about worthless stuff?
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: b/c i had nuttin else betta 2 do
homoreffic: So you decide to annoy me?
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: not annoy!
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: am i annoying you???
homoreffic: Yes
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: awww im sorry
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: wat can i do to make it better
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: can i rub ur back?
homoreffic: No
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: y not? :'(
homoreffic: Because I don't want you to, and it's very hard to do through a computer
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: not it not i can show u if u want me to
homoreffic: No really, it's ok
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: i luv u
homoreffic: No really, it's ok
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: do u watn to go out wit me???
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: ????
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: hellllllooooo???
LiLPuRePriNCeSS22: plz cum back i luv u!
Out of the Blue
beAtLeMaNiA56: HI
homoreffic: Do I know you?
beAtLeMaNiA56: NO I JUS THOUGH THAT ID WOULD IM YOU AND TALK :)
homoreffic: That's great!
beAtLeMaNiA56: WAT IS UR FAVORITE COLOIUR? MINES BLAKLC I LIKE BLACK :)
beAtLeMaNiA56: BLAFK*
beAtLeMaNiA56: BLCAK**
beAtLeMaNiA56: BLACK8
beAtLeMaNiA56: BLACK********
beAtLeMaNiA56: SRY OLL
beAtLeMaNiA56: LOL*
homoreffic: My god, what are you?
beAtLeMaNiA56: IM A HUMAN LIKE U R
homoreffic: I still don't know why you had to IM me and annoy me
beAtLeMaNiA56: I JUST WANTESD TO SEE HOW U WREE DOING I HAVE NOT TALKEDE TO U IN A LOOOOOONG TIEM NOW
homoreffic: But you've never talked to me before this
beAtLeMaNiA56: YES I HAVE~!
homoreffic: Oh?
beAtLeMaNiA56: YEA! REMEMEBR SEXYBITCH69???
homoreffic: No, not that I can recall
beAtLeMaNiA56: O0O0O0O0O0O0O0
beAtLeMaNiA56: BYE!
Sorry, I don't know who really owns those screen names, if you just happen to be one of the few people who may own one of those screen names, have fun talking to the people that I write to all the time, I'm sure you'll find them to be very entertaining, I know I do.
If you're still stuck back in the days of the telephone, which is like so 1990-ish, and are considering using the internet to communicate with family members, friends, or secret admirers, then get ready for a blast, that's just a small portion of the stuff that you can get on the net, even better are message boards that people ask for hacking advice at.
I know some of you are thinking "WHERE DID TEH SEX PREDATORS GO TOOO?" I know that you're very disappointed, but I have never had the joy of running into one of those freaks online, and if I ever did I think I would have to run around my room laughing because I would find it so amusing. Oh wait... I do that all the time for no reason at all, looks like I'll just have to find something else to do to show my humor.
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