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Sleep, as we all know (unless you are a two-year-old baby who is reading this and likes to sleep while doing so) is very important in order for us to function as living things. If we did not have enough sleep, we would die because of a lack there of, or even worse, we would crash heavy machinery into other heavy machinery which would proceed to kill other people because of our lack of sleep and the machines being so heavy.  | | Sleep graphs can help you get to sleep by making you get sleepy. |
Just think what would happen if we did not get any sleep. Do you know what the world would be like if we didn't? Well I'll tell you what would happen. The world would be a very barren and desolate place since everyone would be dead because of a lack of sleep! Sleep is that important. The Earth's future depends on it - it's that important!
Day after day I lose sleep when staring at this page, thinking that if I stare at it for long enough I'll some how update it without typing anything. You would think that someone would learn after a while that it doesn't work, but no, not me. Not only do I get very little sleep, but when I do try to go to sleep, I can never seem to actually fall asleep! What is this crap?! There should be a disclaimer when they make these things so you know what to expect. Sometimes, when I'm really in a panic to get to sleep, I'll watch Mrs. Cleo on TV cheating people out of their money, or watching Night Line doing last nights news again, just in a different order to make it seem as though they are really doing new news.
There are many traditional methods of getting yourself to sleep. Some of which I have no idea how they could work without killing you. I've even heard of putting your head in a plastic bag and sleeping with it on your head will help you sleep longer. Now tell me how that is supposed to be safe. But hey, if you've read it on the internet, it must be true.
Heating up a glass of milk could help you get to sleep. But why would you want to? Doesn't milk go bad if it's above a certain temperature? So if you inflict enough pain and suffering into your body at one time, it will naturally want to get away from the stupid person that is doing this to it. Thus you have sleep. But why milk? Why not a nice warm glass of soda? Or a warm glass of orange juice? Doesn't that seem like a good snack? A hot glass of soda and some cookies... Mmm mmm.
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