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I'm sorry to inform myself, but my "Me Time" has expired today, which means that I have to get back to doing stuff that I don't really like doing - such as driving the garbage truck around, or picking up garbage and putting it into the truck. Needless to say, I had a fun time with my imaginary girlfriend, playing stupid flash games online, watching stupid flash movies, playing Star Craft, and any other activities that I deemed appropriate to waste my time on during those few days.
 | | This is my tuck I drive. I work very hard. I also have an easy job picking up garbage. |
You maybe thinking, "Well, your job as a fake garbage man is not as hard as me going to school everyday at 8:15AM and having to be the biggest, “worstest” 'mutha fucka' in the school" or "Your job as a garbage man is nothing compared to my job making sure no one comes into the building without going through the door!" Well think what you may want little man, but I can assure you that there is nothing worse than having to get up at 3:30 every morning to lug your garbage around. Do you have any idea what people throw out these days? It seems as though they throw away things that are extra heavy just to piss me off - such as a solid iron safe full with led so it is ultra heavy. Good idea, idiots. But other than working from about four in the morning till about three in the afternoon pushing crap around, I'd say that I have it pretty easy. I know I would not want to offend anyone by saying that I have it hard, when I have a web site like this. You think that I have it easy, and boy do I have it easy! Somehow all of this content within the walls of this site got here, ALL WHILE I WAS PLAYING STUPID FLASH GAMES ONLINE. And we all know about my knowledge of HTML and PHP, we all know that I just put my head on a book and it literally "uploaded" to my brain, ALL WHILE I WAS SLEEPING THINKING OF MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND! Don't you wish you could do something as cool as that?! (HINT: If you ever try doing something besides wining like a little girl, YOU CAN BE LIKE ME AS WELL!) "Just what did you do on your time 'off'?" you ask. The answer to that is simple: I did what all "normal" people do when they want to waste their time! And that is what they refer to as "nothing", and in my terms, their "nothing" is really "something", just not that important. For example, if you've ever asked someone "What's up?" online, more than likely they have said "nothing", that "nothing" is really more like "downloading porn" or "watching Trading Spaces on TLC!" What I did with my "Me Time" For a while now you must have been wondering what I did with this "Me Time" that I have spoke so highly about before. I'll give you a hint right now, I didn't watch Trading Spaces on TLC, nor did I download porn and claim I was doing nothing. But in reality, I did "nothing", and this "nothing" of mine goes as follows:
Play Some Flash Games Online Flash has been a wonderful tool when I have been bored. Many times when I was younger, there were things like Nintendo, but those weren't that good. Now we have flash. And boy is this a great invention. Now I can play pool with my best friends, or even play bowling without leaving the safety and comfort of my own house. Technology is truly great. Hopefully within my lifetime they will make an online supermarket so you do not have to leave for food. And maybe by a long shot I'll be able to plan my funeral from home online so I do not leave a burden for my children!
Watch Flash Movies Flash has been a wonderful tool when I have been bored. Many times when I was younger, there were things like Nintendo and flash games, but those weren't that good. Now I can watch ultra funny movies online, which do not require a lot of time to download, and are still funny to watch. Such as http://www.gotthegeek.com/flash/pbj.shtml">this one. I like to watch this three times a day since I find it so funny. I think you should watch it three times a day too since it is so funny.
 | | Everyday this is what I do. I think you should do it too so you can be just like me. |
Play Star Craft Online! If you don't do this at least 3 times a day, you suck! Star Craft is your God, you idiot! Instead of doing something called "work" (or "life") I will sit down and kick some Zerg butt to relieve what little stress I have from my high-stress job.
Watch "DVD's" Watching "DVD's" (or Digital Video Disks) is the hip thing to do now. If you want to be the biggest, "worstest" "mutha" on the block, you have to have a DVD drive in your computer. If you do not have one of these, again you suck! You can now even burn your own "DVD's" from the help of countless SPAM agencies that are more than willing to help you.
As you can see, my "Me Time" was really wasted on things such as "nothing" or "nothing". I pretty much did nothing with my "Me Time" Instead of thinking of something Useful to put in this space, I decided to let you all know what I really do when I do not feel like updating a dame thing. I sometimes like to think that the main page will get updated by someone else (Such as the Internet God of Updates), but I have yet to see that happen, so here I am, updating my little heart away. |
