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Go out to the store, buy some beef flavored noodles, cook them, eat them, and then later complain that they tasted like beef from a cow and you are a vegetarian.
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After you are done complaining to yourself, why not write a letter to the noodle company stating that you did not know the beef flavored noodles actually contained beef in them, and that they are wrong in their methods of advertising. Having a wrapper on them that says "Beef Flavored, Contains 100% real beef!" is not enough. A hand that comes out of the package, hits you in the face since you are so stupid, and then tells you, "Hey! There's real beef in here!" to alert you that there is real beef in the product will suite your needs and concerns.
After all, that is pretty much what the people that always used to eat at a place that is known to serve beef to its customers did after they found out why the French Fries tasted so good. Here, go look at it yourself. McDonald's Corp. has agreed to donate $10 million to Hindu and other groups to settle lawsuits filed against the chain for mislabeling French fries and hash browns as vegetarian.
McDonald's also posted an apology on its Web site, acknowledging that mistakes were made in communicating to customers and the public about the ingredients in the fries and hash browns. The vegetable oil used to prepare the fries and hash browns was not pure, but contained essence of beef for flavoring purposes. Well, now all of those people know why the fries tasted so good when they ate them.
I guess you can say they always said, "My, these fries taste better than Burger King's! I wonder what they do to them to make them taste so good?!" Now they know that splendid taste that they enjoyed was the taste of beef. You see, it's not that bad now is it?
It's more like the thought and sight that most do not like. That is why they don't eat beef.  | | The National River Association's crest |
I don't like guns. I do not support selling guns to minors. I do not want to support the NRA in anyway. But I do like this nifty hat that the NRA has. It has a picture of two brown sticks that match my coat very well, and best of all it's green which matches my eyes perfectly! Every time that I go to put the hat on, I have to be very careful that I do not see what those two "brown sticks" really are on the top of the hat. If I see what they are, I may just get spooked and wind up "accidentally" suing the maker of the hat for false advertising! Whoops! Don't want that to happen!
I also do not like computers. I hate them. Everyday you hear of another poor little girl that was dumb enough to give out her street address, phone number, and picture to some 55 year-old-man who claimed to be Timmy who is some hot, single, and smart 16 year old guy that is looking for some loving. I don't want to ever have to use a computer. I just refer to this site as an "electric diary that has no paper and no pen", and I have my imaginary girlfriend sit at the seat, typing all of my thoughts for me. I do pay more than 50 dollars a year to upkeep this site, I hope that money doesn't go to buying more computer parts at my host!
Smoking is not good. I don't like the thought of someone smoking. My aunt died from smoking. I do not want to give anymore money to the tobacco companies so they can print some more labels that state smoking is bad for you, and you may die from it. My imaginary girlfriend smokes. She told me she smokes, I can smell it off of her. I told her that as long as I don't see it and I don't have to pay for her trip to the store, it's fine by me. I love my imaginary girlfriend very much and will do anything to make her happy!
As long as I don't see it, and I don't know about it, it's fine with me! But as soon as I find out the truth behind it all, then the shit hits the fan and that's the end of the line. I am tired being misled by these companies that advertise to people with IQ levels lower than room temperature, they don't reach my level of stupidity!
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