Lazy. That's what I am. There's no arguing it. I'm a freaking lazy bastard, and I haven't updated in a long time. I'm sure you've all come to miss my quality updates, which is why THIS one will continue to disappoint you. I was playing with my webcam and some stuff I found in my basement. This is the result.

It's Sticky!

Hey kids, it's your old pal Lacerda here with his penguin companion Sticky! We're gonna update this motherfucker something fierce!

Uh-oh!

What's that Sticky? You've got a better idea? Why, what could it be?

IT BURNS! (In a bad way)

ARRRRGH! OH HOLY GOD! MY FREAKING ARM!

Zut alors! That's creepy!.

...

Gross.

Sticky! You've stripped the flesh from my hand! And...somehow, it's fatter. If this wasn't so painful, I'd have to stop and wonder about th- YAAAAAAAH!

Undead? Again? Crap!

Great, my sentient yet thoroughly evil penguin companion turned me into some sort of hideously fake looking undead monster, we didn't finish the update, and on top of not being alive anymore, I still need glasses. Shitsticks.

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