Here is a picture of some "motorvation". Amazing.

Weather and me waking up in the morning thinking totally random things are not the issue that's on hand right now. The issue is that I recently purchased 8 inches of total sub woofer from Best Buy, or 50 watts of total power, or 20 hertz of pure frequency response to show my wealth and power to the rest of the household, and the rest of the community that doesn't even know I own it. In other words, "I just wasted 95 dollars and 32 cents for something I really don't need, but instead wanted it to show off my financial wealth to others". This isn't that much of an uncommon practice. Believe it or not, people do this stuff all the time. Take cars for example, half of the people that own SUVs are "too cool" to go four wheeling, so they never use all that potential that their car has, instead they'll use their gigantic SUV to drop Sally off at soccer practice on a Saturday morning and then go off to Starbucks to pick up their 25 dollar cup of coffee. Personally, I don't show my wealth by buying extremely large cars, but instead I do this by taking a leather belt and glue pennies to it to show just how much money I have. I believe the last time I counted there was about two dollars and thirty-two cents on the entire thing. Of course, people can't be like me since they don't like me, so they go on and buy very large cars, lots of diamonds, or other stupid items that are supposed to show wealth, but in most cases only show sheer stupidity.

More Stupid Things That People Do To Show Their Wealth

Automobiles
As mentioned above, people really love cars, especially us greedy Americans. We really, really love cars. In fact, we love them so much that we'll drive cars out the drive way and then back in the drive way just to get the paper in the morning because we are so lazy. Not only are cars a means of transportation, but they are a way for people to show off their wealth with the kind of car that they own. The more expensive the car, the more money the owner has. The cheaper the car, the less money the owner has. As a rule of thumb, don't spend a lot of money on a car that doesn't look expensive, people will never believe you when you tell them, "See that red on over there? That cost me 55,000 dollars!", they'll just be left standing there thinking, "Yea, ok, that doesn't look like it's worth 55,000 dollars!". Always be sure to buy something like a Ford Expedition which is well over 13 feet long, and has a 55 gallon gas tank. You'll more than likely never use it for what it was made for, but in the end, it's all ok as long as the other people know where you stand in the caste system.

This is not the right kind of ice. It does not go "bling bling".

Clothing
I believe the term "ice" also fits into the category of clothing since one can also wear ice around one's neck, wrist, ankle, or other areas of the body. No, I'm not talking about water that is cooler than 32 degrees, I'm talking about "ice" as in diamonds. It seems as thought the more ice that you wear, especially in the black community, the higher social status you have. For instance, some people will go to great extents to make sure they have something that goes "bling bling" around one part of their body. Anything that is shinny, sparkles, and goes "bling bling" when the lights hits it goes around their limbs to show off their wealth. This includes metal pens, hub caps, paper clips, forks, knives, spoons, whisks, inside out soda cans, and anything else that's made out of metal. Another award-winning thing that shows wealth that also happens to fall into the "clothing" category are extra extra extra extra long shirts. No, not really long sleeves, but shirts that are almost long enough to touch the ground. Whoever can find an extra extra extra extra extra extra large shirt (that's 6 extras) in a pile of about 50,000 shirts, is declared the winner, and then also become the richest and most famous out of everyone in the city. Don't ask how this works, it just does. Stop emailing me about this and Sub 7.

Housing
Not many people get to buy houses with more than about, oh, 6 rooms in total. 8 rooms include a few bedrooms, a bathroom, a kitchen, living room, and perhaps a dinning room. Many rich people, such as Bill Gates, Allen Iverson, and various other baseball players that make well over you and I will ever make in our life times for throwing one single ball purchase 55-room houses just because they can. Within their huge dwellings that they call "houses", they have giant hot tubs, hot tubs inside of other hot tubs, bathrooms inside of bathrooms, and closets within closets to house their hair collections. Perhaps the saddest part isn't that a normal family would not need a 55-room house, but half of the people that have these houses don't even have families, so they don't even get to use more than 1% of the available space at any one given time.

Hey! Ease up, buddy! I can't always write good stuff. It's not like I get paid to write this, instead I nearly pay people to read what I write. What a concept.

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