Look, I'm really sorry - this has never happened before. Don't take it personally. It's not you, it's me. I'm just really tired, and under a lot of stress...

You understand, right? I mean, it happens to a guy occasionally, ok? That's nothing to be ashamed of, is it?

Come on, don't leave!

Look, I'll try.

Just give me a minute.

Ok, one minute.

Ok.

Dammit, I swear that it's not you.

No, it's me. I wish I could update you, but I just can't tonight. How about you and I just hold each other for a while? Wouldn't that be nice?

Wait, where are you going?

Crap.

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