Hoe, if I say it's Thursday, IT'S THURSDAY!

Now that I have no flash videos to share, "WAT R U GOING 2 DO NOW?!" you cry. I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to sit here while I listen to satanic rap music waiting for an idea to hit me.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. I've actually had an idea for sometime now, I just used the above few sentences to make things more interesting. I'm sorry that I lied, and I'm also very sorry that I say "I'm sorry" so much. It's a bad habit, I must stop it some how. Sorry.

Lately I've been able to hear the TV blasting from across the house while others watch it at such high volume levels because either their hearing is impaired, or they can't hear it over the constant whine of the fan that doesn't actually move air. You know what that means! THREE MORE PEOPLE TODAY DIED FROM WHAT APPEARS TO BE A BOMBING AFTER WHAT APPEARED TO BE A HUMAN WEARING WHAT APPEARED TO BE AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE APPEARED TO DETONATE IT WHILE IN WHAT LOOKED TO BE A BUS!!! Oh my god! We all live on the Gaza Strip, we're all going to die because of this!

All this talk about "Which side is going to win" and "The Jews should be killed" from Matt Hale on TLC started to set what little remains of my mind going. I thought "People like money. Especially people that like power, and would one day like to rule the world. What would they do to turn this good situation into even gooder?". I got it! Media! It's the answer to everything nowadays. You know what they're going to do with the September 11th incident? Why, they're going to make it a movie and then not give any of the profits away of course! BRILLIANT!

See all of that? It would be something like that, only with a lot more rocks, and a lot more money!

Mid-East Conflict: The Strategy Game!
With the recent re-release of the popular game War Craft, War Craft III, people are in the mood for a game highly based on strategy. What better way than to have the two worst enemies on the planet go at each other in a controlled environment?! You can either pick between being an Israeli or a Palestinian. Where the Israelis have far more advanced weapons given to them by the United States pigs, and the Palestinians only have a few tanks, and some different-sized rocks to choose from (They're a lot like the Zerg from Star Craft. Quantity over Quality is their rule of thumb. If you use it right, you will win very quickly!). But, of course, this idea will probably be shot down by whining parents all over the United States saying, "Now my child wants to throw rocks at our Jewish neighbor! What do you have to say about that?!" or "Why does my child keep talking about wanting to kill Johnny and take all his money because he stepped on his shoe the other day?! It must be your fault!"

I stole this from some other site. Shortly after stealing it I realized, 'OH! THEY'RE GAY!". But there can be gay Israeli-Palestinian couples that get married and one partner gets stoned to death, too.

Mid-East Conflict: The Movie
We all know what a smashing hit Titanic was when it was in theaters about 6 years ago and back when going to the movies 22 times in a row was the "cool" thing to do. It's easy. You have a disaster, throw a love story in the middle of it, and you've got something that people will give you their wallets for. You have two people, a man and a woman. The woman is an Israeli, and the man is a Palestinian. They want to get married but their parents say "NO WAY JOSE!" and disregard the whole idea which they thought was silly in the first place. Marriage! Who needs it?! They get married anyway and their parents find out about it. The Palestinian man gets stoned to death, and the Israeli woman finds another husband in 6 minutes whom she has 8 kids with. Of course, there's more between where they get married and he gets stoned to death. It would be silly to have the movie with only those two parts in it. That would never bring you enough money to take over the world! NEVER!

Just think of this diner to have a lot more broken windows and the sidewalk to be made of dust, and then it's in the Mid-East!

Mid-East Conflict: The Sitcom
Of course! Why not have a movie, and then a weekly show that will be such a big hit that they'll want to show the same episodes 4 times a day on MTV to make even more money! Yet another seemingly brilliant idea from Chris! The show can be based on two friends, again one being an Israeli, and another a Palestinian. They live in the same apartment complex and they always get into stupid arguments about who's going to be able to get out of the door first, fearing that there might be a bomb waiting for them in the lobby which will explode, killing them both. There was already a show similar to this, it was called "Seinfeld".

As you can see, the possibilities are pretty much endless on this topic. It's just going to take someone with a lot of guts and a lot of money to get the ball rolling on them. Which is something that I don't have. However, if you'd like me to have money so I can get the ball running on those few ideas, please feel free to about sending me some money. Or about how much the above few ideas offended you. Or about how much your life sucks because your girlfriend doesn't love you. Or about how bad you want to "steal" someone's password on AOL.

You can contact me about anyone of those reasons and I'll be more than happy to reply to you. After all, I wait for email for a living!

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