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Jan 16, 2006 at 06:16 PM

Lacerda, News Correspondent

It would seem that my creative juices have flowed a bit dry today, and I blame this on my new job, one at which I've worked a mere 8 hours and yet already hate with a passion that is nearly equal the passion that Wil Wheaton has for butter. As this is regrettably the case, you can kiss "well-written" or "structured" updates goodbye, and say hello to stupid meandering nonsense. Oh wait, you two have met before, haven't you?

Ah, here's some stuff:

PEOPLE ON MY "TO KILL*" LIST FOR AUGUST, 2002: Chad Kroeger
Chris Kattan
Pauly Shore
~~Ann Landers~~
Missy Elliot
Marlen Cowpland
John Rocker
Mystikal
Rob Liefield
Joel Schumacher
Mike Tyson
The members of Slipknot & Limp Bizkit,
possibly by making them fight each other to the death.

MY IDEA FOR THE NEXT SEQUEL TO THE HIGHLY POPULAR 'RESIDENT EVIL' VIDEO GAME SERIES:

Capitalizing on the success of the wonderful & not inane movie of the same name, the new installation of Capcom's spine-chilling series would be entitled Resident Evil: Code Name Cleavage-shot and would have many a sexy digitized heroine bending over to pick up various puzzle keys in order to progress to the next dingy area, where they might just be pursued by zombies or some other creatures that appear to have lost their skin along the way.

GRATUITOUS GUN SHOT! OMG!

In the previous games, you could kick zombies when they were down, but this game isn't satisfied with that kind of sissy kicking. Oh no. Taking a cue from Mila Jovovich's sexy kicking action, the s.t.a.r.s (ha ha, RE joke!) of this game would all kick REALLY HIGH while wearing tight-fitted red dresses. Even the men. ESPECIALLY the men. All this sexy videogame action would take place in a mall, as that's where every zombie game should be set. Oh, and the Goblins would provide the soundtrack.

HACKING HOTMAIL: THE AFTERMATH

As a few of you know, the first piece I had published on this site was an informative little article about how to hack hotmail. Basically, it had people sending their name and password to along with the name of the account they wished to hack. Obviously, I own this account.
Anyway, here are some (but not all) of the people who "fell" for it:

Some of them were actually smart enough to register "fake" accounts before doing this, so I give them some kind of "not-quite-as-dumb-as-the-others" prize. I assume this prize is shaped like not caring (whatever that is shaped like), because that is what I do. Or don't do.

Anyway, feel free to email these people and tell them about this, because frankly, I'm too lazy.

* - For legal reasons, "To Kill" should be interpreted as "To Ardently Dislike"

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