<< Back to The Geekery or More Code Wars >> Introduction to Code Wars Bill Gates I speak on the behalf of planet Earth because, well, I pretty much own it and everything that is associated with it. Coding, or as some of you would like to call it, scripting, makes up all the things that most geeks enjoy. You know, The Borg, Star Wars, Star Trek. Ok, so what that there's still books. You know that half of you would never read a book thicker than "Charlie and the Choo Choo Train". I created all of your addictions. Face it, I own today's world of computers. I am the king of the world. Not some punk kid that was standing on a COMPUTER GENERATED model of the Titanic! Fucking Posers. Yoda Much you have to learn, do you about programming? Hmm? With time comes knowledge. With knowledge comes power. With power comes anger. With anger comes a firm ass whooping from my light saber. In order to be a true programmer, one must pass a series of test to see if one is ready for the power of knowledge. With enough knowledge and enough control to stay away from the Dark Side, you will one day become a true internet pimp. You will make enough money where you will cruise with your partner in your Impaller, poping your collars while tossing up dollars. One day you shall have your glory. One day my young learner... One day... Darth Vader With the skills of programming, you will be able to join the rest of the Dark Side and become a true l33t h4x0r and feel the power of evil for hours. Don't try to hide from that anger inside, I can feel the anger dwelling deep within you! Give in to your desires and become a l33t Hot Mail h4x0r! Darth Maul Use Linux. Don't use ASP. Use PHP. Don't use Pentium. Use AMD. Don't use AOL. Use broadband other then AOL Broadband. Together we will reveal ourselves to the Microsoft scum. At last we will have revenge. The Borg Join the Borg. Resistance is futile. Eat, Sleep, Program. Become part of the collective. Throw away your lives, don't go outside. Dump your pathetic girl of a girlfriend and start programming.   Copyright 2001 - 2002 The Geekery, Inc. All Rights Reserved Questions or Comments?